Top 5 Reasons We Know King Rules......

By RABID FANG


5)Your ma brings you dinner and your dad fetches your bone
-  ahhh the life of a King.

4)When King barks - ma, dad & the mailman (& soon Brad) jump!

3)Every dog has his day, but King has a tre' cool web page.

2)Sure Brads "too cool to fool",  but you're dad's best friend.

And the No.1 Reason We Know King Rules Is:

1)Your dad might call himself king of the castle (actually it's just the
computer room), but he still picks up King's poop...